Posts Tagged ‘french’
Otp’s Guide to the World of Gypsy Tactics
Lost, elusive, and sneaky as hell, gypsies are out to steal your shit. You know the stereotype—long skirts, jingling bells, headscarves, living the free life. You may share the wanderlust lifestyle, but you know they’re pulling some crafty schemes to keep it going and unless you can hop on their nomadic bandwagon, you ain’t nothing [...]
10 Strip Clubs Around The World You Must See!
Guys, put on your best three-piece suit, and ladies, go heavy on the glitter to prepare for OTP’s international strip club extravaganza! Get ready to rub elbows (or other body parts) with the softest and sauciest dancers in our Guide to the World’s Best Strip Clubs. Sweden: Club Kino If you’re ever feel the urge to [...]
What the F*ck is Absinthe?
You may have seen it in Eurotrip or met a guy who claimed to have befriended the Keebler Elves during a long night of drinking the stuff, but what the fuck is absinthe exactly? Rumored to drive you nuts, antifreeze green in color and infamously outlawed, absinthe is a glowing bottle of adventure, waiting to [...]
5 Movies You Must Watch Before Going to Paris
The French took the innocence right out of kissing by making it mandatory to shove your slimy tongue down someone’s throat. All that frou frou L’Amour has its charm, but Paris is just as gritty as the next guy—this is, after all, the place where the guillotine got famous. Dark humor, revolutionary history and scenic [...]
A Frenchman’s Guide to Paris for White Trash Americans
Our friend Dimitri is French; very, very French. When we began creating articles for OTP, we asked him to write a little something about Paris. What came out were French-lish phrases and hard to read grammatical abortions. We thought of editing it into something more readable but realized it would greatly compromise the essence of [...]
