Posts Tagged ‘confession’
Confessions From Abroad: UK Strip Club Sex Education
When I was a horny, gangly fourteen year old, I found myself on a family vacation in the UK. Being the perfect incarnation of angsty teen shitshow, I wrangled myself some free time from their strict itinerary one mid-morning to scour London’s Soho neighborhood near our hotel. Whilst meandering through the backstreets looking for cool [...]
Confessions from Abroad: The White Badge of Courage
By: The Helen Keller Voyeur I was volunteering at a local hospital near Madras to reap the benefits of a sweet apartment above the pharmacy. After a few days of working, one of the nurses (let’s call her Kamala) started talking to me and casually placed her toes on my foot. Having read ‘Siddhartha’ in [...]
Confessions From Abroad: Broke Ass Gypsy Adventures
By: Shit Happens Somehow I managed to spend $87 of the $100 I brought to Nicaragua’s Ometepe Island, and lose my debit card all in one drunken debaucherous night. I was left with a grand total of $13 to get back to Costa Rica. Using my advanced freeloader radar, I managed to find a band [...]
Confessions From Abroad: Colombian Threesome
By: Boogie Nights Bogota For over a year, my nomadic French friend Marcel begged me to visit him in Bogota, where he was making a living as a French tutor. Coincidentally, most of his students were beautiful Colombian girls. I had secretly always wanted to hook up with him, but the distance and my refusal [...]
Confessions From Abroad: Nude and Confused in Lagos, Portugal
By: Beer Bong Betty A bunch of friends and I spent a weekend in Lagos, Portugal, which is basically a Mediterranean party paradise. We stayed at the Rising Cock Hostel – no joke. Our last night in town was a Sunday and nobody was out, but my last surviving wingwoman and I found a place [...]
Confessions From Abroad: Ridin’ Dirty in the Greek Islands
By: The ATV Bandit The last landing of my Greek island-hopping adventures, Chios was meant to be more of a relaxing trip as opposed to the flashy, club-hopping, money-spending awesomeness that filled my prior travels. I was broke and as I stepped off the 12-person propeller airplane, I sold myself on the idea of staying [...]
Confessions From Abroad: A Nipple Night Out with my Favorite Dj in Madrid
By: Dj Boobies I had been living in Madrid for about three months at this point and was a regular at a bar somewhere close to the Chueca district. This place had a crazy amount of good beer on tap (especially for Spain), and some ridiculous specials (they were famous among my friends for their [...]
Confessions from Abroad: English Breakfast with a Side of Slutty
By: The Essex Town Pillager Long story short, I meet this cute English girl while partying in London and she wants to bring me home. She said she lived close, so I didn’t think twice about hopping in the car. Off we went to no other than Essex (the New Jersey of the UK). An [...]
