Don’t let Braveheart deter you; Scots aren’t all about war paint and public beheadings.
Long and strong and down to get the friction on!
This kind of heat will melt the ice right off the land
Hair of the Dog, Eye of the Sheep and Dick of the Bull
This place will do nothing to clean your dirty conscience.
You think you’re turning Japanese, you think you’re turning Japanese, you really think so?
An annual celebration packed with peen!
Their hips don’t lie but considering how hot these Colombians are, we’d forgive them for a few fibs.
B69 is the luckiest number.
Stop giving yourself the old low-five hunched over a glaring computer screen and book a ticket to a fest of the undressed.
Step aside towers and obelisks; there are new sexed-up structures in town.
Sometimes the best road to drunkdom is littered with electric shocks, hardcore gaming geeks, and prehistoric skeletons.