Proof that the French are experts at turning flour, water, and fat into food porn.
When it comes to shit lists, Spain’s is not an easy one to get on.
A quick pep talk about conversing with a traveler that’s been around every block.
Time to strip down to just skin and steam your travel whore pores open with your friends, family, co-workers, and complete strangers.
Nothing justifies nonstop drinking, eating, and humping better than below freezing temps.
Paris is the land of fine wine, finer food, and some of the finest pieces of ass on the market.
When you’ve had it up to here with ancient fine art, stumble around on the cobblestone to discover the party side of Florence.
Stop swilling down the hipster-brewed brown water and sample Ethiopia’s offering to the caffeine gods.
Talking smack about their mamas, putting shit on their pastas, and pretending you’re Pesci will all get you the boot.
When too much of a good thing starts to feel like a bad thing, it may be time to unclog the spiritual sewage pipe.
If a stampede of angry drunk Russians is your idea of adventure, get on the Soviet sh*t list and unleash the beast.
Getting drunk is easy. Being a worldly, respectable drunk takes practice.