What the F*ck is AMS?

 

So, you’ve been lying awake at night, tossing and turning between lucid dreams of getting ridiculously high in Tibet with the local monks and climbing Mount Kilimanjaro barefoot. Well, before you strap on your backpack and take to the sky, learn a thing or three about Acute Mountain Sickness (AMS), so your head doesn’t get stuck in a perma-cloud.

Acute Mountain Sickness is your body’s response to the decrease of oxygen when you’re at high elevations (typically 6,500 feet or more). Even in its mildest form, AMS is akin to how you might feel the night after pounding tequila straight from the bottle and chasing it with gasoline. 

AMS is an equal opportunity hater. Although it is always best to be in good physical shape before going on a crazy mountain trek, AMS can affect Olympic athletes the same as your grandma. There seems to be no rhyme or reason to who is affected most, so if you plan on traveling over 6,500 feet, it’s best to know a few things.


  • Slow and Steady, Baby. It’s a pretty simple concept: the higher you are the slower you need to go. Even well-oiled, athletic machines get AMS, so take it easy.



  • H2O-Hell yeah! Being hydrated is key. At higher altitudes you lose more water vapor from your lungs, thus triggering or increasing the effects of AMS.



  • Party animals beware: Alcohol, tobacco, opiates, barbiturates, sleeping pills, etc. are off limits. Intoxicants decrease your respiratory drive while you sleep and can seriously worsen AMS symptoms. If you need to self-medicate, try Diamox, an AMS-prevention drug that makes the blood more acidic and drives ventilation.


The symptoms of AMS can range from mild to serious-as-a-heart-attack. Nevertheless, it is crucial that all symptoms be acknowledged and treated appropriately so you won’t be descending the mountain on a stretcher.

A mild case of AMS is similar to having the flu; the symptoms blow, but are manageable and may include headache, nausea, loss of appetite, fatigue and weird sleep. As your body acclimates to the elevation, these physical annoyances should subside in two to four days. Sometimes, your body doesn’t want to listen to you telling it to stop sucking and you are left struggling with a more serious case of AMS, known as HAPE (High Altitude Pulmonary Edema). HAPE includes all the symptoms of AMS and adds a little breathlessness to the mix for some toxic flavor. This breathlessness occurs because there is fluid on the lungs and it can be fatal. If you start to feel like you’d fail a sobriety test without taking a sip of booze and are out of breath while standing still, get the fuck down the mountain. Be smart and remember that you haven’t been climbing mountains all your life like the locals, so don't be a poser.  While AMS symptoms can be troubleshot with oxygen, or AMS-specific drugs, these solutions are like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound. The best way to stay safe is to listen to your body and stop if you need to.

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Don't let a little AMS get in the way of your treking dreams.   Now that you've got all the info under your belt, feel free to get high on your own supply.  Just stop before you get the spins.

It wouldn’t as fun without a little risk of death anyhow.