Top 10 Sexiest Greeks of All Time
Photo by: gabrielsaldana
The Gods and Goddesses of Greece’s mythological past have paved the way for some of the hottest men and women to walk this earth. Greeks have an almost unfair reputation that precedes their actions between the sheets. Whether they can fulfill these expectations is for you to find out. Set your conquest goals high with OTP’s Top 10 Sexiest Greeks of All Time.
Meet Sakis: a tall, dark and handsome athlete, singer and actor. This prized package is most popular for his singing career which introduced the pop genre to Greece’s ears in the early 1990’s. Like a fine wine (or a ripe old cheese), Sakis only gets better with age. At 38, he’s staying on the sexy scene by rocking 2009’s Eurovision contest, flexing hard for a Men’s Health Magazine cover, launching his TV and film production company and releasing an album last December.
Not Greek? Think again. Her dad’s real name is Yannis Anastassakis, making her a hot halfsie. The friend you’d like to have with benefits, this baby-less MILF has held down the sex appeal for decades now. Her face is debatable but that body is a gift from the gods. Let’s hope she doesn’t get knocked up before menopause strikes and keeps rocking that body well into retirement.
Leave it to crap TV to bring hot ass Greek chicks into full focus. Rolling through the reality dating circuit via The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, and still (surprisingly!) failing to find love, this Greek is apparently hard to please. She’s now engaged to the brother of a Bachelorette contestant. Should this one fall in the shitter with the rest, craigslist and OTP Community 2.0 have some sure-shot takers.
Australian-born, Greek as can be (he has a tat of Alexander the Great on his arm, case closed), Mark is to tennis as Anna Kournikova is to old Enrique Iglesias music videos (not tennis, she sucks at tennis). Spicing up the court with his strong backhand, forehand, love-hand (les), Mr. ‘poussis has made converts out of tennis-haters since he debuted on the pro circuit, in the Australian open, at the age of 19. While he won over $6 million in his successful career, he seems to have lost it all on some company deal gone wrong. Listen Mark, if you need cash, we can hook you up with plenty of chicks willing to play doubles with you.
Swedish-born singing sensation Elena Paparizou, evidently picked up some secret skin-care treatments from her native land. Along with her supple baby’s ass skin, she packs a pair of legs strong enough to support her high-heeled dancing routines which helped her win Greece’s 2005 Eurovision song contest. No problem if you don’t speak the Greek, you can hear Elena’s deep throaty voice in your own lingo with English track My Number One. This fine lady has topped all kinds of charts and nobody can resist the bling bling of platinum, times five.
If “the great” is part of your name, you must be pretty damn good at something. Ladies, we urge you to take the homosexual implications of 2004’s Alexander film with a grain of salt. Gay or not, this king of Macedonia was bursting with testosterone, as his drive for power led him to overtake the Persian empire, expanding his own to be the largest in the world. Donald may own a few towers, Bill has a fancy heat censored go-go gadget house, but Alex basically ruled the world and all that power translates to pure sex.
This Access Hollywood news reporter has a history of accomplishments. She’s been in the Miss Teen USA beauty pageant, appeared in several movie and television roles and is currently spending a fashionable amount of time reporting for red carpet events. No broccoli hanging out of those pearly whites, Maria’s smile draws in the hottest stars to shoot the shit about what they’re wearing. Throw the tube on mute come award season to get your dose of Menounos.
If human pores could reek of Greek, you would smell Thanos from a mile away. After finishing third in Greece’s Fame Story (like American Idol but with better hair), Thanos’ career shot straight up and has yet to look down. Four studio albums later, he now finds himself touring all across the globe including recent sold-out shows in the USA and Canada. Sporting signature stubble and greased hair, Thanos is the guy that women want to date and men love to hate.
There is very little written information available online about Ms. Stefanidis. We dug deep to find out that she is an up-and-coming model of Greek origin. What else? For all we know, she could be on a farm, milking goats to make a living. Who cares if we have no clue what this chick is all about, these curves are best glorified in pictures anyway.
Who didn’t have a crush on Uncle Jesse? If his baby-blues didn’t stab you in the ticker, his lustrous, flowing man mane or superb acting skills surely reeled you in. Stamos played the Jesse role so well he had us convinced he actually wore leather, rode a motorcycle and found time to have twin boys with a woman from Nebraska. Dozens of TV shows, movies, and appearances later, the world’s hottest uncle has left his imprint on Hollywood (and in Rebecca Romijn) as the premier Greek actor of his time.
Greek sex appeal has been throbbing for millenia. While not everyone on our list lives in Greece, current residents hold down the sexy fort on every island. Get out there and run your hands through some thick Greek curls, bury your face in a rugged chest and maybe, ruffle some white linen.
A mind and body traveller who thrives on recollection and anticipation, all the while decorating the crossroads.
Tweet This
Share on Facebook
Digg This
Save to delicious
Stumble it
RSS Feed
i wanna to be member
Jennifer Aniston is Greek?That is interesting!
Elena Paparizou is the best!!