10 Places to Have Sex in 2012
Berlin’s streets are lined with industrial spaces buzzing with artistic imagination. Take Berlin’s freedom of expression vibe to a whole new level. Offer up your services as a nude model, explore the angles and positions of the human form and let the creative juices flow. Once you find your art partner, get down on either side of the Wall and partake in a little raunchy reunification of your own.
In Utila, you can get deep, real deep. Known to be the cheapest PADI scuba certification spot (a little over $200), underwater copulation here beats your sloppy jacuzzi attempts any day. In the Caribbean waters along the Honduran coast, the world’s second largest barrier reef is full of nooks and crannies, which provide cover for your aquatic protrusions and indentations. Utila is also the place to get scuba close to whale sharks. The danger of a shark and the gentle calm of a whale, let him judge your liquid performance.
In the northern region of France, this town is known as the oyster capital of Brittany. Cancale might be a small, seaside town but with that much slimy aphrodisiac around, it’s definitely far from sleepy. Get a dozen raw, and feel your anatomy stir as they slither down your throat. If you’re allergic to shellfish, cop a feel at the nearby coastal city of Brest, aptly named to take care of your French groping needs.
An island off the coast of Sicily with a volcano that has been erupting every 5 to 20 minutes for thousands of years, Stromboli may be gassy but this guy’s got major endurance. Take some heat to the face by hiking this bulging geological wonder then release the tension in the Sciara del Fuoco, a depression on the northwestern side of the cone. Stromboli spews its junk into the air almost continuously; two honks to you if you can keep up.
OTP Tip: Eat a stromboli, a meat and cheese filled Italian turnover, in Stromboli, after you stromboli all over the place.
Hit it from all visible angles in Dunkeld. Ossian’s Hall of Mirrors, on the Hermitage Castle Property, was built in 1757 on a rocky peak overlooking the River Braan. This little structure is filled with mirrors that were originally mounted to create an optical illusion that reflected the waterfall view in impossible ways, handing out visual orgasms during operating hours daily. Nowadays, things have gotten a little desolate and, while they still line the walls, the mirrors no longer work the way they used to. Give the mirrors a new reason for being by bouncing some naked reflections around for Ossian. Don’t forget to look up; the ceiling mirror is watching you. When all is said and done, you can take a fresh Scottish breath on the balcony and enjoy the unobstructed view.
2012 is the year to unleash the dragon and Beijing will be bringing fierce mythical reptilian heat come January 23rd. During the New Year celebrations this year, the Chinese will pull out all of their suggestive serpent gear to wildly dance in the streets until exhaustion. Partake in the festivities by volunteering as the tail end of the dragon and explore the endless opportunities for reach-arounds of the lady and/or gentleman playing the head.
Venus fly traps are for pussies. In Malaybalay City, the world’s largest carnivorous plant farm grows pitcher plants, which are capable of digesting small animals. It costs 50 Philippine pesos per person to enter (about a buck fifty) and their minimum fee for entrance is 250 Philippine pesos. If you’re a tight wad, bring some friends to explore the possibilities of this vicious flora (and split the price), or cough up the six bucks and go at it alone. Two in the pink, one in the plant; just remember to pull out.
Fear is sexy because it causes all that blood to rush into your hanging lifeless parts. Scare yourself shitless in Toledo, a town known for its extra-creepy vibe. Aside for the famously dreary landscape (Picasso got good and depressed here), Toledo’s torture museum will make what you know about S & M feel like Saturday morning cartoons. Here, you can check out the torture tactics and tools of the Spanish Inquisition like the Judas Chair, a charming cone shaped device used to slowly impale victims, or perhaps the self-explanatory Breast Ripper. Implore less killing and more whipping and spanking; Toledo is where you get in the mood for angry, scary, hair-pulling, handcuffing sex.
No one really knows how the hell this thing was erected but the Great Pyramid of Giza is a World Wonder you can check off your fuckitlist with a bang. Built as a tomb for Pharaoh Khufu in 2540 BC, it is the only pyramid with ascending and descending stairways. Enter through the Robber’s Tunnel and get up and down in the tomb’s three chambers or pop a few inexplicable outdoor erections in the triangle’s shadows. Might as well stick it to the Sphinx while you’re at it.
There is a fiery, ongoing battle around the world about who can produce the hottest chili. While peppers in Thailand, India and Mexico have held many titles, Gerald Fowler of northwestern England spliced together the Naga Viper, an ass-burning breed of chili that combines three of the world’s hottest and has the ability to peel paint. It’s creator claims that ingesting the pepper, while excruciating for a prolonged period of time, actually releases a rush of endorphins. Visit Fowler’s greenhouse in Cumbria to learn his scorching secrets then add friction to the flames and plant some spicy seeds of your own.
Doing it while your roommate is sleeping no longer comes with semi-shameful bragging rights. One-up everyone you know by making it through our list with your organs intact and fully functional. Wrap up your junk and set your spirit free.
Head Writer/Editor-in-Chief of Off Track Planet. Pescatarians are not just cheating vegetarians; we're our own breed and the extra protein makes us more feisty! Rawr
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