Archive for the ‘Europe’ category
OTP’s Guide to Street Art: London
Next to being a drunk, pikey football fan, graffiti is up high there on the list of ways to piss off a bobby in London. Government officials have launched a massive crackdown to ensure the streets and tube trains are visually clean, but street artists are still slathering the town with colorful images and anti-establishment [...]
OTP’s Guide to Street Food: London
Once upon a time, London’s culinary reputation consisted of boiled meat, mushy peas and soggy potatoes. These days, London is known not only for its Michelin restaurants and innovative cuisine but also for street food with amped-up flavor. OTP fondled the royal food jewels of London to bring you our guide on eating like [...]
OTP’s Free Travel: Amsterdam
Between the Heinekens, pay-to-play girls bathed in red light and the wide array of hash cafes, your wallet may suddenly appear a pale shade of empty. Believe it or not, a broke-ass like yourself can still be entertained in the land of wooden clogs and bikes. Get on the OTP’s trashy tram to ride out [...]
OTP’s Guide to Street Food in Paris
If you think Parisians eat expensive shit like snails, frog legs, duck liver and ox tongue on the daily, OTP is about to whip you up a healthy serving of Frenchie food truth. This culinary empire drips down to street level, losing some dollar signs along the way and banging out some of the best [...]
Getting Drunk with Locals: 10 Best Local Bars in Madrid
Rather than downing a pint of beer and getting smashed before the sun goes down, Spaniards take it Barry White slow. Their bull-like stamina comes from lining their stomachs with a tapa before downing a caña (small glass of beer) and heading to the next stop to do it all over again. OTP’s Top 10 [...]
10 Sexiest Germans of All Time
When Germans breed, the results are statuesque specimens who exude a massive amount of sex appeal. Whether you agree or disagree, grab a bubbly brew and enjoy OTP’s Top 10 Sexiest Germans of All Time. Gay or straight, ask any man which German he’d like to find in his bed, and the likely answer [...]
OTP’s Guide to Street Art: Valencia
Setting the bar for legendary paella and ridiculous week-long fire fiestas, Valencia now adds street art to its list of claims to fame. Politically charged and creativity infested, Spain’s third largest city is gaining some serious street cred as an urban art capital worth hitting up. Spain has always been a little late to the [...]
OTP’s Guide to Partying Your Ass Off in Lisbon
Little baby Portugal once ruled half the world and while it is tiny land-wise, everything they do has a hint of grandiose. Much like the 1755 earthquake that gutted Lisbon, the party scene here will rip you to shreds. Ready yourself for a fermented fruit-drinking, meat-shoveling good time with OTP’s Guide to Partying Your Ass [...]
OTP’s Free Travel: Stockholm
No need to sell your entire ABBA vinyl collection in order to have a quality good time in Stockholm. There’s plenty of culture and nature to explore and, lucky for you, OTP has uncovered the best of this expensive city without spending a single öre. Show off your ice dancing skills at the Rockefeller-inspired ice-rink, [...]
OTP’s Travel Free: Vienna
Looking for a five-finger discount in one of the most expensive capitals in Europe? Thanks to us, you no longer have to rape, pillage or steal to get in on the Austrian action. OTP scraped together a list of ten free things to do in Vienna that will keep the euros jingling in your pocket [...]
