Archive for the ‘Caribbean Islands’ category
Halloween Edition: OTP’s Guide to Crazy Cuban Witchery
Forget Jesus, Moses, Mary, the Apostles, Aristotle, Madonna and the Seven Dwarfs, in Cuba, religion takes on a whole different level of crazy you thought only existed in old episodes of Tales from the Crypt. Old, cigar-tokin’ women who spit rum in your face as they yell “Aché!”, men that are possessed by the God [...]
OTP’s Guide to Properly Enjoying Cuban Cigars in Cuba
Unlike all the other long, brown, moist things you’ve put between your lips, only an authentic habano will leave you feeling super classy. The allure of smoking a real Cuban cigar is one of the more powerful incentives to get to this Caribbean island, where the party supplies are cheaper than powdered milk and sex-for-sale [...]
Sex in Cuba: A Guide to Getting Laid
It’s telling that pinga, slang equivalent of ‘penis,’ is one of the most frequently used words in Cuba. The go-to insult for anyone and his mother—especially his mother— it’s used in about as many different connotations as “fuck” is in America. You can eat pinga, talk pinga, or fuck pinga; and whether you’re giving or [...]
