5 Places you Must Have Sex in NYC
Sex in this city can be tricky. Millions of people are all up in your personal space every minute of the day. So where can you go to play a game of hide the hot dog?
Prospect Park
Whereas its difficult to get away from tourists and their curious kids in Central Park, Prospect Park in Brooklyn is full of secluded corners, shady shrubs and hidden benches. Getting laid is easy in this landscape. The beauty of the greenery, lakes (complete with swans, which are damn sexy), mossy bridges and waterfalls should get you in the mood for some park lovin’ quick. Take an off-trail walk across the Long Meadow and set yourself up under a nice overgrown tree. Just watch the squirrels, they’re always out collecting nuts.
A Big-Enough Bathroom
The Cove, Williamsburg - Now, New York is known for its lack of elbow room. Most bars and restaurants have bathrooms the size of broom closets so getting into a comfortable, cramp-free, position is nearly impossible. But every now and then, OTP has come across bathrooms large enough for some extra curriculars. At the Cove in Williamsburg, space and privacy is not an issue. The John is downstairs and has several stalls to choose from. On Monday nights they host a Bollywood-themed party night. For whatever reason, not many people are interested in attending. This frees up their bathroom for some groping and grinding.
Mission: Hotel Break In
Manhattan is loaded with ritzy, beautiful hotels. Sneaking up to the roof of these luxury buildings is surprisingly easy you just have to grow a pair. With so many people in and out of the door daily, its difficult for staff to keep track of the chaos. This is advantageous when you’re looking to get rooftop raunchy. Stroll casually into the lobby, make your way confidently to the elevator, hit the top button and ride. Follow your way up the last set of stairs and you got yourself some booty with a killer view. If you get caught at any point of your journey, pretending you speaka no English is your best bet.
And while you’re getting there:
Elevator Go Up
Since buildings in this vertical city are tall, it may take some time to get to the top. We see no reason to waste this precious alone time. Either pull the stop button to insure privacy or go balls to the wall and assume nobody will board the lift between lobby and roof. Either way, make it quick or else the repairman will be your worst enemy.
Sexy Parties
Rubulad’s (338 Flushing Ave., Brooklyn)
This party is basically designed to get you drunk, high and laid. Happening every first Friday of the month in a huge warehouse, this party makes it easy to get your groove on. Each room in the space is an explosion of art. Since people show up practically naked as is, no time is wasted on undressing and the absinthe served up all night instantly breaks the ice. They wouldn’t make a room entirely covered in pillows if they didn’t want you to get extra comfortable. Take the hint.
One Place NOT to Have Sex:
The Subway
It will be tempting after a long night of partying to have sex en route but, we highly recommend you don’t. For one, whipping out your tenders and exposing them to the subway elements is not smart as the entire train system is grimy, dirty and will give you diseases modern medicine has yet to discover. Second, the police jumps in and out of even the emptiest of train cars at night and if you’re caught with your pants down, they will harass you until all eternity. Lastly, you will miss your stop and end up sucked into perpetual waiting and train riding to find your way home.
Instead:
Taxi Time
If you’re sure that getting laid is in your immediate future, scrounge up a few bucks and take a cab instead of the subway. New York city cabbies have seen and heard everything so getting busy on their backseats shouldn’t put another notch in their belts. Most cab drivers have no idea where they’re going 90% of the time so you’ve got time for foreplay and a few moments of awkward silence afterward
There’s no doubt about it, New York makes you horny. It’s an eye candy store with a wide selection of goods. Pick yourself up something sweet (or slutty) and hit the town; there’s lots of exploring to do.
Written By: Anna Starostinetskaya
Head Writer/Editor-in-Chief of Off Track Planet. Pescatarians are not just cheating vegetarians; we're our own breed and the extra protein makes us more feisty! Rawr
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